Love my email from work
Got this in an email that made it's way around my office yesterday. Had to share. :)
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We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:
:) means a smile and
:( is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by
:-)
:-(
Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
And...our darlin' little ~deb added this:
(__/__) (__l__) (__\__) <----shaking my ass!
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We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:
:) means a smile and
:( is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by
:-)
:-(
Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
And...our darlin' little ~deb added this:
(__/__) (__l__) (__\__) <----shaking my ass!
13 Comments:
Thanks for the giggle. Loved it!! ;)
Oh by the way...Did you ever find out who Michael Buble' is?
deb ~ actually sweetie, yours is one of my favorites, I've shown it to everyone here.
michelle ~ your welcome! You know what? I looked him up last night with Charlie and listened to him on his web site, he's got kind of a Frank Sinatra/Dean Martin thing going on, sort of like Harry Connick Jr, whom I LOVE. I liked him...Charlie, not so much, LOL. Enjoy yourself hon!!
This is a classic....thanks for the laugh =D
dabich ~ honey, knowing I made you laugh nearly makes my day. :)
Yea, Buble' is definitely not Charlie's type of music...at least from what I can tell. But you are exactly right, he sings mostly old standards from the Sinatra and Deano days.
I love his music, and he's not to hard on the eyes either!! ;)
Haha, ahhh, it takes a strong person to actually admire my warped sense of humor! ;)
These are hilarious. I have to use these lol
I LOVE the "smart ass!" :) :) :)
I was ready for a laugh!
Too funny! The "tight" and "smart" are my favorites.
Come see my new hottie~!!!
Kathi - where are you - you're being missed:)
Hope you having fun and going on lots of dates:) That's what's been keeping you away:)
just checking in with you. you are missed and i hope all is well ;~)
::nudge, nudge::
Hey, what are you doing???
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