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Friday, May 18, 2007

A Blonde Joke

Don't go gettin' your panties in a wad, I'm as blonde as they come...well, as blonde as it comes in a bottle. :)

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, You Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in Karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times. "

4 Comments:

Blogger Michelle said...

Great joke...it brought a smile to my face. :) Hope y'all have a great weekend!!!

9:24 AM  
Blogger Casually Me said...

I liked that one. Still waiting to hear if Tommy got elected. Should know by Monday, I find it funny that there were voter irregularities at a High School, lol.

3:46 PM  
Blogger kathi said...

michelle ~ just like your pies brought smiles to ours. :) Big hug sweetie.

tom ~ I have no clue what you're talking about, what did Tommy run for?

8:16 PM  
Blogger Johnnie Avocado said...

That was funny.....and my wife is blonde and is highly offended...way to go, genius!

7:20 PM  

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