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Friday, February 23, 2007

Funny Stuff

I got this from Wes, he graciously allowed me to use it. My kind of guy; looks, brains and a great sense of humor.

One the biggest and most overused buzzwords in today's business world is "marketing". Since I work in the business, women often ask me for a simple explanation of the term. I think I can explain it to them best by briefly going through the different types of marketing. Here goes:

1. You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Direct Marketing.

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, "She's fantastic in bed."

That's Advertising.

3. You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Telemarketing.

4. You see a guy at a party; you straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Public Relations.

5. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."

That's Brand Recognition.

6. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend.

That's a Sales Rep.

7. Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.

That's Tech Support.

8. You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing, so you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"

That's Junk Mail.

9. You are at a party; this well-built man walks up to you and grabs your ass.

That's the Governor of California.

10. You like it, but twenty years later your attorney decides you were offended.

That's America.


Anonymous Noneya Bizness said...

Yes, copying and pasting others ideas is an under rated art. That was genius.

6:50 PM  
Blogger kathi said...

noneya (lol) ~ yup, tis true, and yup, it was.

8:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, it's yet another rule of marketing.

2:00 AM  
Blogger Nancy said...


6:14 AM  
Blogger kathi said...

wes ~ it's why you're so good at what you do, you can cut through the crap and get it down to the basics. Thanks for letting me use it.

nancy ~ good stuff, huh?

9:14 AM  
Blogger joey♥ said...

hey kathi,

i haven't been around for awhile, and i'm glad i stopped by your blog. thanks for making me laugh. very witty :).

thanks also for all your advice on my blog. i still have so much to learn from you.

10:43 AM  
Blogger kathi said...

Joey ~ HEY HONEY!! Good to see you!

8:09 PM  
Blogger DaBich said...

LOL...that was good...thanks for the laugh!

4:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thats hilarious! I had to send it to my mom.

10:47 AM  
Blogger ~Deb said...

You didn't list anything about false advertising! ;)

12:27 PM  
Blogger ~Deb said...

What about stalking issues - would that be catagorized as 'spamming'?

12:28 PM  
Blogger The Real Kidd said...

ROFLMAO! Oh that is GOOD!

3:16 PM  
Blogger Shawn said...


7:18 AM  

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