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Monday, April 17, 2006

The Blonde Guy

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage again? If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building!"
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time, I'm jumping too!"
The Blonde Guy opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too!"

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The Blonde Guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna, and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the Blonde's wife.

The Blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He always made his own lunch."


Blogger Johnnie Avocado said...

As ticked as I am at myself right now, I actually laughed out loud at this.

12:55 PM  
Blogger HuneeB said...

oh harsh!


1:42 PM  
Blogger Anne said...

Funny! I cant wait to tell that one to my dad!

1:52 PM  
Blogger kathi said...

johnnie ~ yeah, it's funny.

huneeb ~ yeah, and I'm as blonde as they come...but it's still funny.

anne ~ glad you liked it!!

3:04 PM  
Blogger sassinak said...

i've heard that before... but it never ceases to be funny!

3:34 PM  
Blogger Shawn said...

I read this a few times. Its a little, teensy bit funny

Hey, don't think I'm ignoring your question(s) on my blog. I just haven't got around to responding yet. I'll shoot an email. You don't have to check that thread.

5:25 PM  
Blogger Brea said...


7:55 PM  
Blogger kathi said...

sass ~ I told my hubby and boys, none of them thought it was funny.

shawn ~ what question, what thread? I've not gotten an e from you for awhile, so you are due!!

brea ~ lol, sounds like my guys.

8:42 PM  
Blogger sassinak said...

see i like that it's a blonde joke about a GUY

that just makes me so happy

11:22 PM  
Blogger Casually Me said...

I think the men jumped not due to the food, but the intolerable suffering they had to endure from the shrews that were their wives. I could be jaded however...haha...

6:23 AM  
Blogger LoveLladro said...

Cute joke Kathi! I wanted to drop you a comment to thank you for your comment on my page! That meant a lot and a big e-hug from Maryland!

9:35 AM  
Blogger DZER said...

hehehe ... sounds like a true story ... heh

9:53 AM  
Blogger ~Deb said...

AH! I needed this laugh! What a twist on the 'blonde joke'! LOVED IT! It wasn't a woman this time! Very funny.......thank you for making me laugh.

6:21 PM  
Blogger ~Deb said...

Ummm....Romey had nothing to do with this post---did he? ;)

6:22 PM  
Blogger kathi said...

sass ~ yup, me too. You see, I'm blonde and I get these all the time.

cm ~ hadn't thought of that, and that's funny!!

lovelladro ~ thanks and you're welcome sweetie. I don't remember what it was, but you're welcome. :) Big ole' hug right back at'cha!!

dzer ~ gonna google shaved head jokes...LOL

deb ~ anytime my little sugar bunny, anytime...and NO, poor Romey, LOL.

6:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a racist joke!

No wait, it's sexist!

I take offense!

Heh heh, really though, cute :)

10:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha ha, that was nice :-)

11:53 PM  
Blogger Genna said...

HEE HEE HEE. Very cute.

12:34 AM  
Blogger Keasty said...

I'm sitting in my boxers on the side of the bed, at 7:30 am trying not to wake Fay and checking emails and blogstuff.
Guy w're staying with has loaned me a laptop (wireless) so I can play on puter anytime. What a luxury. Better get downstairs.
I did get a laugh Kathi.

6:34 AM  

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